New Immigrant...

A Somali arrives in Minneapolis as a new
immigrant to the United  States.
He stops the first person he sees walking
down the street  and says,
"Thank you, Mr. American, for letting me in
this country,  giving
me housing, food stamps, free medical care,
and free education!"

The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am
Mexican."

The man goes on and encounters another
passerby.
"Thank you for having such a beautiful
country here in America !"

The person says, "I not American, I
Vietnamese."

The new arrival walks further, and the next
person he sees he stops, shakes his
hand and says,
"Thank you for the wonderful America!"

That person puts up his hand and says, "I am

from Middle East, I am not American!"

He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are
you an American?"

She says, "No, I am from Africa!"

Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the
Americans?"

The African lady checks her watch and

says..."Probably at work."