Friday, April 13, 2007

Ladies at golf


Two ladies were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as
her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next
hole.

The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands
together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll
around in agony. The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize. "Please allow me to help. I'm a
physio-therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd
allow me," she told him. "Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine
in a few minutes," the man replied.

He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still
clasping his hands together at his groin. At her persistence,
however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands
away and laid them to his side, loosened his pants and put her
hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for
several long moments and asked, "How does that feel?" He replied,

"It feels really, really great, but my thumb still hurts."

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