Thursday, February 19, 2009

THE COW & THE ICE CREAM


                          From a teacher in the Nashville area

                          "We are worried about "the cow"
                          when it is all about the "Ice Cream"

                             The most eye-opening civics
                          lesson I ever had was while teaching
                          third grade this year. The presidential
                          election was heating up and
                          some of the children showed an interest.
                          I decided we would have an
                          election for a class president.

                             We would choose our nominees.
                          They would make a campaign speech
                          and the class would vote.

                             To simplify the process, candidates
                          were nominated by other class
                          members. We discussed what kinds
                          of characteristics these students
                          should have. We got many nominations
                          and from those, Jamie and Olivia
                          were picked to run for the top spot.

                             The class had done a great
                          job in their selections. Both
                          candidates were good kids. I thought
                          Jamie might have an advantage because
                          he got lots of parental support.
                          I had never seen Olivia's mother.

                             The day arrived when they
                          were to make their speeches. 


                           


                          Jamie went first.
                          He had specific ideas about
                          how to make our class a better
                          place. He ended by promising to
                          do his very best.
                          Everyone applauded and
                          he sat down.


                             


                              Now is was Olivia's turn to speak.

                             Her speech was concise.
                          She said, "If you will vote for me, I will
                          give you ice cream." She sat down.
                          The class went wild. "Yes! Yes! We
                          want ice cream."

                             She surely would say more.
                          She did not have to. A discussion
                          followed. How did she plan to
                          pay for the ice cream? She wasn't sure.
                          Would her parents buy it or would
                          the class pay for it. She didn't
                          know. The class really didn't care.
                          All they were thinking about was
                          ice cream.

                             Jamie was forgotten.
                          Olivia won by a landslide.

                             Every time Barack Obama opened
                          his mouth he offered ice cream and
                          52 percent of the people reacted
                          like nine year olds. They want
                          ice cream.


                           


                              The other 48 percent know
                          they're going to have to
                          feed the cow and clean
                          up the mess."