No Christmas In Wash. DC this year

There will be no Nativity Scene in Washington this year!



The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene



in the United States' Capital this Christmas season.


This isn't for any religious reason.


They simply have not been able to find Three Wise Men in the Nation's
Capitol.


A search for a Virgin continues.





There was no problem, however, finding enough asses to fill the stable.

The Poll Results Are In

An exhaustive scientific poll was taken by the Texas governor's office
wherein over 300,000 Texas residents were asked whether they think illegal
immigration is a serious problem in Texas:

21% responded, "Yes, it is a serious problem."

79% responded, "No es una problema seriosa."

Economy Fix!

This is from an article in the St. Petersburg , FL Times Newspaper on Sunday.

The Business Section asked readers for ideas on "How Would You Fix the Economy?"

I think this guy nailed it!

Dear Mr. President:

Please find below my suggestion for fixing America 's economy.

Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan.

You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:

There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.

Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the following stipulations:

1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -

Unemployment fixed.

2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-

Auto Industry fixed.

3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-

Housing Crisis fixed.

It can't get any easier than that!

If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their constituents pay their taxes...

If you think this would work, please forward to everyone you know.

If not, please disregard. Then shoot yourself!!!! 1 job opening