Billy Connolly's Chain Letter

Hello, my name is William and I suffer from guilt for not forwarding 50
billion f **king chain letters sent to me by people who actually  believe
that if you send them on, a poor six year old girl in Queensland with a
breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it
removed  before her redneck parents sell her to a travelling freak show.

And, do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and
everyone to whom you send "his" email, $1000?

How stupid are we?

Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get
laid  >by a model I just happen to run into the next day!

What a bunch of bulls **t.

Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and
sodomize  me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that was
started by St  Peter in 5AD and brought to this country by midget pilgrim
stowaways on  the  Endeavour.
F **k 'em.

If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly
amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your closest friends, and
this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a  nickel
from some omniscient being" forwards about 90 times.

I don't f **king care.

Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually
contributing  to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's our own
unpopularity.

The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave
you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it.

If it's funny, send it on.

Don't p * ss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in
Botswana  with no teeth who has been tied to the arse of a dead elephant
for 27  years  and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll
receive if you  forward this email.

Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning your
underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals.

Have a nice day.

P.S: Send me 15 bucks and then f **ck off.