Wednesday, January 09, 2008

Windows Home Server book...

Monday, January 07, 2008

Marriage in your 60's

After nearly 45 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the misses felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways he hadn't in quite some time.

It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back. He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down over her breasts, stopping just over her lower stomach.
 
He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, caressed past the side of her breast again, working down her side, passed gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf.
 
Then, he proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent.
 
As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, "Honey, that was wonderful. Why did you stop?"
 
I found the remote," he mumbled.

Gotta Love Nurses!

GOTTA LOVE THIS NURSE!

A highway patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix.


The doctors operated and advised him that all was well.


However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch.


Worried that it might be a second surgery the doctors hadn't told him about, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown up enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable


Taped firmly across his pubic hair were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that takes everything with it when you pull it off.


Written in large black letters across the tape was the sentence:



Get well quick..... from the nurse you gave a ticket to last week!'