FAKE FRIENDS vs REAL FRIENDS

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: is the reason you have no food

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

FAKE FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong
REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying 'Dang ...we screwed up...but that was fun!'
           
FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry
REAL FRIENDS: cry with you
           
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
REAL FRIENDS: keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours
           
FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you
           
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you
           
FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say 'I'M HOME!'
           
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life
           
FAKE FRIENDS: will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock the person out that talked bad about you
       
FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will send this to all their real FRIENDS and hope to get it back!

Harvard Reading Test

This was developed as an age test by an R&D department at  Harvard  
University Take your time and see if you can read each line  aloud
without a mistake. The average person over 50 years of age can't do  it! 

1. This is this cat
2. This is is cat
3. This is how  cat
4. This is to cat
5. This is keep cat
6. This is an cat
7.  This is old cat
8. This is fart cat
9. This is busy cat
10. This is  for cat 
11. This is forty cat
12. This is seconds cat

Now go back  and read the third word in each line from the top down, and
I betcha you  can't resist passing it on. 

Cell Phone Locator

Not sure if this will be a good thing or a bad thing....  Put in your friends, wife's, husbands or your kids Cell telephone #. This site will locate where the phone is located...... Takes a few seconds to zero in and locate...... Found me and right at my house.... If the site is busy try back later...

_ http://www.sat-gps-locate.com/_ (http://www.sat-gps-locate.com/)