decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife
decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, and reads
her book.
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman
and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, Isn't that obvious?")
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her. "I'm sorry,
officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading." "Yes, but you have all the
equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. "I'll have to
take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the
woman.
"But I haven't even touched you, " says the game warden. "That's true,
but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any
moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads.
decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, and reads
her book.
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman
and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, Isn't that obvious?")
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her. "I'm sorry,
officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading." "Yes, but you have all the
equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. "I'll have to
take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the
woman.
"But I haven't even touched you, " says the game warden. "That's true,
but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any
moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads.
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