Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Bumper stickers

A man was being tailgated by a woman on a busy boulevard.  Suddenly,
the light turned yellow, just in front of him.

  He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he
could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.

  The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, dropping her
cell phone and makeup and screaming in frustration as she missed her chance
to get through the intersection,.

  As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and
looked up into the face of a police officer.

  The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up.

  He took her to the police station where she was searched, finger
printed, photographed, and placed in a cell.

  After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened
the door.

  She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer
was waiting with her personal effects.

  He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up
behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of
you, and cussing a blue streak at him.

  "I noticed the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'What Would
Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the ' Follow Me to
Sunday- School' bumper sticker, and
the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk.

  Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car."

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