Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Witness

A man walks into a bank, gets in line and when it was his turn he pulled
out a gun and robs the bank.  But just to make sure he leaves no
witnesses, he turns around and asks the next customer in line:  "Did
you see me rob this bank?" to which the customer replies "Yes!"
 
The bank robber raises his gun, points it at the customer's head and
BANG!!, shoots and kills him.
 
He quickly moves to the next customer in line and says to the man, "Did
you see me rob this bank???"
 
The man calmly replies, "No, but my wife did."

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