A married couple in their early 60's was celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table saying,
"For being such an exemplary married couple and for being so loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.
"Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband."
The fairy waved her magic wand and - POOF! Two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.
The husband thought for a moment: "Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me."
The wife and the fairy were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish. So the fairy waved her magic wand and - POOF! The husband became 92 years old.
The moral of this story:
Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female.
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