Cowboy tale...

Brave Cowboy

 A Wyoming cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. 'Have you  ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked.

 'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered. 'Once, on a trip to  the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers, who  were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.  So, I approached the largest and most heavily  tattooed biker and smacked him in his face, kicked his bike over, ripped  out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.  I yelled, 'Now, back off!! Or I'll kick the crap out of all of you!' '

St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?'

 'Just a couple minutes ago...