Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Off the wire

WARNING FROM PAKISTAN
This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan ,
Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohammed Omar,
warned the United States and Canada that if military
action against Iraq continues, Taliban authorities
will cut off America 's and Canada 's
supply of convenience store managers.
And if this action does not yield sufficient results,
cab drivers will be next, followed by Dell and
Sprint customer service reps.
It's getting ugly.

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