Love Making

LOVE MAKING

 The Italian says, "When I've a finished a makina da love I go down
 and gently tickle the back of her knees, she floats
 6 inches above a da bed in ecstacy."

 The Frenchman replies. zat is noting, when Ah've finished making ze
 love, Ah kiss all ze way down her body, and zen Ah lick za soles of
 her feet wiz mah tongue, and she floats 12 inches above ze bed in
 pure ecstasy.

 The redneck says, "That aint nothing. When I've finished porkin the
 ole lady, I git out of bed, walk over to the window and wipe my
 weiner on the curtains. She hits the freakin' ceiling."