Senior Dating

Dorothy and Edna, two "senior" widows, are talking.
Dorothy: "That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date.
I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you
about him before I give him my answer."
Edna: "Well, I'll tell you. He shows up at my apartment punctually at
7P.M.,
dressed like such a gentleman in a fine suit, and he brings me such
beautiful
flowers! Then he takes me downstairs, and what's there but a luxury
car...
a limousine, uniformed chauffeur and all. Then he takes m e out for
dinner...
a marvelous dinner... lobster, champagne, dessert, and after-dinner
drinks.
Then we go see a show. Let me tell you, Dorothy, I enjoyed it so much
I could have just died from pleasure!
So then we are coming back to my apartment and he turns into an ANIMAL .
Completely crazy, he tears off my expensive new dress and has his way
with me two times!"
Dorothy: "Goodness gra cious!... so you are telling me I shouldn't go
out with him?"
Edna: "No, no, no... I'm just saying, wear an old dress."