Dear Abby

Dear Abby,

My husband has a long
record of money problems.  He runs up huge credit-card bills and at the
end of the month, if I try to pay them off, he shouts at me, saying I am
stealing his money.  He says pay the minimum and lets our kids worry
about the rest, but already we can hardly keep up with the interest.  

Also he has been so arrogant and abusive toward our neighbors that most
of them no longer speak to us.  The few that do are an odd bunch, to
whom he has been giving a lot of expensive gifts, running up our bills
even more.  

Also, he has
gotten religious. One week he hangs out with Catholics and the next with
people who say the Pope is the Anti-Christ, and the next he's with
Muslims.  


Finally, the
last straw.  He's demanding that before anyone can be in the same room
with him, they must sign a loyalty oath.  It's just so horribly creepy!

Can you help?

Signed,
Lost in DC
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Dear Lost:

Stop whining, Michelle.  


You're getting to live in the White House for free, travel the world,
and have others pay for everything for you.  You can divorce the jerk
any time you want.  The rest of us are stuck with the SOB until 2012!

Signed,
Abby