Chat with grandson

I was eating lunch with my 10 year old grandson at school when I asked him, "Did you know that President's Day is tomorrow?" 

He nodded. 

So I asked "Do you know what that means?" 

I was waiting for something "profound", since who knows what they teach them these days, as most civics subjects have been deemed "old fashioned", "politically incorrect", and "non-inclusive" in most school districts. 

He said, "President's Day is when Obama steps out of the White House, and if he sees his shadow, we have 2 more years of unemployment." 

I was so proud, I almost snorted out my iced tea!!