Smart Indian Kid

It  was the first day of school in the USA for a new  Indian student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian  entered the fourth grade.

The teacher  said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American  History. Who said 'Give me Liberty or give me  Death'?"

She saw a sea of blank faces,  except for Chandrasekhar, who had his hand  up.

"Patrick Henry, in 1775," he  said.

"Very good! Who said 'Government of  the People, by the People, for the People, shall  not perish from the Earth'?"

Again, no  response except from Chandrasekhar. "Abraham  Lincoln, in 1863," said  Chandrasekhar.

The teacher snapped at the  class, "Class, you should be ashamed...  Chandrasekhar, who is new to our country, knows  more about its history than you do."

She  heard a loud whisper, "Damn those  Indians."

"Who said that?" she  demanded.

Chandrasekhar put his hand up.  "General Custer, in 1862."

At that point,  a student in the back said, "I'm gonna  puke."

The teacher glares around and  asks, "All right! Now, who said  that?"

Again, Chandrasekhar says, "George  Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, in  1991."

Now furious, another student  yells, "Oh yeah? Suck  this!"

Chandrasekhar jumps out of his  chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher,  "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, in  1997!"

Now with almost mob hysteria  someone said, "You little shit. If you say  anything else, I'll kill  you."

Chandrasekhar frantically yells at  the top of his voice, "Michael Jackson to the  child witnesses testifying against him, in  2004."

The teacher fainted.

And as  the class gathered around the teacher on the  floor, someone said, "Oh crap, we're  screwed!"

AND CHANDRASEKHAR SAID QUIETLY,  "I THINK IT WAS THE AMERICAN PEOPLE, NOVEMBER 4,  2008."