Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an
erection, make him a sandwich
Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use
the internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky -- Not really good for anything, but
you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying
of nothing.
Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to
Criticism.
Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax
cut saves you $30.00?
Number 2
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is
Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
And The Number 1 Thought For 2008 :
We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among
millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to
where terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of
Agriculture in charge of Homeland Security.
" Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers.
What you do today, might Burn Your Ass Tomorrow " .
Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an
erection, make him a sandwich
Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use
the internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky -- Not really good for anything, but
you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying
of nothing.
Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to
Criticism.
Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax
cut saves you $30.00?
Number 2
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is
Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
And The Number 1 Thought For 2008 :
We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among
millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to
where terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of
Agriculture in charge of Homeland Security.
" Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers.
What you do today, might Burn Your Ass Tomorrow " .
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