Bag Lady

A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic
garbage bags with her, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the
bags, andevery once in a while a $20 bill is flying out of it onto
the pavement.

 Noticing this, a policeman stopsher...."Ma'am,
there are $20 bills falling out of thatbag..."

 "Damn!" says the little old lady....."I'd better go
back and see if I can still find some. Thanks forthe warning!"

 "Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you
get all that money? Did you steal it?"

 "Oh, no", says the little old lady. "You see, my back
yard backs up to the parking lot of the football stadium. Each time
there's a game, a lot of fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my
flower beds!" "So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge
clipper, and each time someone sticks
his little thingie through the bushes, I say: $20 or off it comes!"

 "Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "OK, good
luck! By the way, what's in the other bag?"

 "Well," says the little old lady, "not all of them
pay!"