Alabama

 

Thuh good ole boys down in Alabama ...


Two good ole boys down in Alabama were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer... After a while the 1st guy says to the 2nd, 'If'n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday & make love to your wife while you was off huntin', and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?'


The 2nd guy crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question.


Finally, he says, 'Well, I don't know about kin, but it sure would make us even.'