Never Leave Your Nuts Alone

A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his patients to a baseball
game.
For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his
commands.
When the day of the game arrived. Everything went quite well.
As the National Anthem started, the doctor yelled, "Up Nuts", and the
patients complied by standing up.
After the anthem, he yelled, "Down Nuts", and they all sat back down in
their seats.
After a home run was hit, the doctor yelled, "Cheer Nuts". They all
broke out into applause and cheered.
When the umpire made a particularly bad call against the star of the
home team, the Doctor yelled, "Booooo Nuts" and they all started booing
and cat calling.
Comfortable with their response, the doctor decided to go get a beer and
a hot dog, leaving his assistant in charge.
When he returned, there was a riot in progress.
Finding his tizzied assistant, the doctor asked, "What in the world
happened?"
The assistant replied, "Well everything was going just fine until this
guy walked by and yelled,
"PEANUTS!"
Admit it - this one brought a smile to your face