Crusty Old Men

A crusty old man walks into the local First Baptist Church and says to
the secretary, "I would like to join this damn church." The astonished
woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you.
What did you say?" "Listen up, damn it. I said I want to join this damn
church!" "I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated
in this church." The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the
pastor's study to inform him of her situation. The pastor agrees that
the secretary does not have to listen to that foul language. They both
return to her office and the pastor asks the old geezer, "Sir, what
seems to be the problem here?" "There is no damn problem," the man says.
"I just won $200 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to join
this damn church to get rid of some of this damn money." "I see," said
the pastor. "And is this bitch giving you a hard time?"