Surgery

A very sexually active woman told her plastic surgeon that she
wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were loose
and floppy. Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery
be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed.
Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she found three
roses carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she
immediately called in the doctor. "I thought I asked you not to
tell anyone about my operation!"
The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality
and that the first rose was from him: "I felt sad because you went
through this all by yourself.
"The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery
and empathized because she had had the same procedure done some
time ago.
"And what about the third rose?" she asked.
"Oh, that rose is from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to
thank you for his new ears."