Best Mother-in-law Joke

A married couple was in a terrible accident where
the man's face was severely burned. The doctor told
the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from
his body because he was too skinny.

So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin.
However, the only skin on her body that the doctor
felt was suitable would have to come from her
buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they
would tell no one about where the Skin came from,
and they requested that the doctor also honor their
secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.
After the surgery was completed, everyone was
astounded at the man's new face. He looked more
handsome than he ever had before! All his friends
and relatives just went on and on about his youthful
beauty!

One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was
overcome with emotion at her sacrifice. He said,
"Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you
did for me. How can I possibly repay you?"

"My darling," she replied,
"I get all the thanks I need every time I see
your mother kiss you on the cheek."