Tuesday, December 05, 2006

Our Daily Chicken

A salesman from KFC walked up to the Pope and offers him a million
dollars if he would change "The Lord's Prayer" from "give us this day
our daily bread" to "give us this day our daily chicken." The Pope
refused his offer.

Two weeks later, the man offered the pope 10 million dollars to change
it from "give us this day our daily bread" to "give us this day our
daily chicken" and again the Pope refused the man's generous offer.
Another week later, the man offered the Pope 20 million dollars and
finally the Pope accepted. The following day, the Pope said to all his
officials, "I have some good news and some bad news. 'The good news
is, that we have just received a check for 20 million dollars. The bad
news is, we lost the Wonder Bread account!'''

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