Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Some interesting info

Are we THAT stupid?     
Part 1

In just one year. Remember the election in 2006?
Thought you might like to read the following:
A little over one year ago:

1) Consumer confidence stood at a 2 1/2 year high;
2) Regular gasoline sold for $2.19 a gallon;
3) The unemployment rate was 4.5%.

Since voting in a Democratic Congress in 2006 we have seen:

1) Consumer confidence plummet;
2) The cost of regular gasoline soar to over $3.50 a gallon;
3) Unemployment is up to 5% (a 10% increase);
4) American households have seen $2.3 trillion in equity value evaporate (stock and mutual fund losses);
5) Americans have seen their home equity drop by $1.2 trillion dollars;
6) 1% of American homes are in foreclosure.

America voted for change in 2006, and we got it! (Mzzzz. Pelosi should be PROUD!)

Remember it's Congress that makes law not the President. He has to work with what's handed to him.

Quote of the Day........'My friends, we live in the greatest nation in the history of the world. I hope you'll join with me as we try to change it.' -- Barack Obama

 

Part 2:

Taxes...Whether Democrat or a Republican you will find these statistics enlightening and amazing.
www.taxfoundation.org/publications/show/151.html

Taxes under Clinton 1999 Taxes under Bush 2008
Single making 30K - tax $8,400 Single making 30K - tax $4,500
Single making 50K - tax $14,000 Single making 50K - tax $12,500
Single making 75K - tax $23,250 Single making 75K - tax $18,750
Married making 60K - tax $16,800 Married making 60K- tax $9,000
Married making 75K - tax $21,000 Married making 75K - tax $18,750
Married making 125K - tax $38,750 Married making 125K - tax $31,250

Both democratic candidates will return to the higher tax rates

 

It is amazing how many people that fall into the categories above think Bush is screwing them and Bill Clinton was the greatest President ever. If Obama or Hillary are elected, they both say they will repeal the Bush tax cuts and a good portion of the people that fall into the categories above can't wait for it to happen. This is like the movie The Sting with Paul Newman; you scam somebody out of some money and they don't even know what happened.


PART 3:

You think the war in Iraq is costing us too much? Read this:

Boy, am I confused. I have been hammered with the propaganda that it is the Iraq war and the war on terror that is bankrupting us. I now find that to be RIDICULOUS.

I hope the following 14 reasons are forwarded over and over again until they are read so many times that the reader gets sick of reading them. I have included the URL's for verification of all the following facts.

1. $11 Billion to $22 billion is spent on welfare to illegal aliens each year by state governments.

Verify at: http://tinyurl.com/zob77

2. $2.2 Billion dollars a year is spent on food assistance programs such as food stamps, WIC, and free school lunches for illegal aliens.

Verify at: http://www.cis..org/articles/2004/fiscalexec.html

3. $2.5 Billion dollars a year is spent on Medicaid for illegal aliens.
Verify at: http://www.cis..org/articles/2004/fiscalexec.html

4. $12 Billion dollars a year is spent on primary and secondary school education for children here illegally and they cannot speak a word of English!
Verify at: http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0604/01/ldt.0.html

5. $17 Billion dollars a year is spent for education for the American-born children of illegal aliens, known as anchor babies.
Verify at http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0604/01/ldt.01.html

6. $3 Million Dollars a DAY is spent to incarcerate illegal aliens.
Verify at: http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0604/01/ldt.01.html

7. 30% percent of all Federal Prison inmates are illegal aliens.
Verify at: http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0604/01/ldt.01.html

8. $90 Billion Dollars a year is spent on illegal aliens for Welfare & social services by the American taxpayers.

Verify at: http://premium.cnn.com/TRANSCIPTS/0610/29/ldt.01.html

9. $200 Billion Dollars a year in suppressed American wages are caused by the illegal aliens.

Verify at: http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0604/01/ldt.01.html

10. The illegal aliens in the United States have a crime rate that's two and a half times that of white non-illegal aliens. In particular,
their children, are going to make a huge additional crime problem in the US
Verify at: http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0606/12/ldt.01.html

11. During the year of 2005 there were 4 to 10 MILLION illegal aliens that crossed our Southern Border also, as many as 19,500 illegal aliens from Terrorist Countries. Millions of pounds of drugs, cocaine, meth, heroin and marijuana, crossed into the U. S from the Southern border.

Verify at: Homeland Security Report: http://tinyurl.com/t9sht

12. The National Policy Institute, 'estimated that the total cost of mass deportation would be between $206 and $230 billion or an average
cost of between $41 and $46 billion annually over a five year period.'
Verify at: http://www.nationalpolicyinstitute.org/pdf/deportation.pdf

13. In 2006 illegal aliens sent home $45 BILLION in remittances back to their countries of origin.
Verify at: http://www.rense.com/general75/niht.htm

14. 'The Dark Side of Illegal Immigration: Nearly One Million Sex Crimes Committed by Illegal Immigrants In The United States.'
Verify at: http://www.drdsk.com/articleshtml

The total cost is a whopping $ 338.3 BILLION

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Polish Divorce

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well
until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could
arrange a
divorce for him.
Have you any grounds?
Yes, an acre and a half a nice little home.
No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
It is made of concrete.
I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a grudge?
No, we have a carport, and not need one.
I mean, what are your relations like?
All my relations still in Poland .
Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
Does your wife beat you up?
No, I always up before her.
Is your wife a nagger?
No, she white.
Why do you want this divorce?
She is going to kill me.
What makes you think that?
I got proof.
What kind of proof?
She is going to poison me. She bought a bottle at a drugstore and put it
on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it says "Polish Remover"

We're all a little crazy!


During a visit to the mental institution, a visitor asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
 
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
 
"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug.  Do you want a bed near the window?"



Galatians 6:7 God is almighty!!!

Galatians 6:7 states the following:

Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man
soweth, that shall he also reap.


Here are some men and women who mocked God :

John Lennon (Singer):
Some years before, during his interview with an American
Magazine, he said: 'Christianity will end, it will disappear. I do
not have to argue about that. I am certain. J esus was ok, but his
subjects were too simple, Today we are more famous than Him' (1966)
Lennon, after saying that the Beatles were more famous than
Jesus Christ, was shot six times.


Tancredo Neves (President of Brazil ):
During the Presidential campaign, he said if he got 500,000
votes from his party, not even God would remove him from Presidency.

Sure he got the votes, but he got sick a day before being made
President, then he died.


Cazuza (Bi-sexual Brazilian composer, singer and poet):
During A show in Canecio ( Rio de Janeiro ), while smoking his
cigarette, he puffed out some smoke into the air and said: "God, that's
for you."
He died at the age of 32 of AIDS in a horrible manner.


The man who built the Titanic
After the construction of Titanic, a reporter asked him how safe
the Titanic would be. With an ironic tone he said: 'Not even God can
sink it."
The result: I think you all know what happened to the Titanic .


Marilyn Monroe (Actress)
She was visited by Billy Graham during a presentation of a show.
He said the Spirit of God had sent him to preach to her. After
hearing what the Preacher had to say, she said: 'I don't need your
Jesus'.

A week later, she was found dead in her apartment .


Bon Scott (Singer)
The ex-vocalist of the AC/DC. On one of his 1979 songs he sang:
'Don't stop me, I'm going down all the way, down the highway to hell'.

On the 19th of February 1980, Bon Scott was found dead, he
had been choked by his own vomit.


Campinas (IN 2005)
In Campinas, Brazil a group of friends, drunk, went to pick up a
friend.....The mother accompanied her to the car and was so worried
about the drunkenness of her friends and she said to the daughter
holding her hand, who was already seated in the car:

'My Daughter, Go With God And May He Protect You..' She
responded: 'Only If He (God) travels in the trunk, cause inside
here.....it's already full '

Hours later, news came by that they had been involved in a fatal
accident, everyone had died,
the car could not be recognized what type of car it had been,
but surprisingly, the trunk was intact.
The police said there was no way the trunk could have remained
intact. To their surprise, inside the trunk was a crate of eggs, none
was broken.

Christine Hewitt Jamaican Journalist and entertainer Said the
Bible (Word of God) was the worst book ever written.

In June 2006 she was found burnt beyond recognition in her
motor vehicle.

Many more important people have forgotten that there is no other name that was given so much authority as the name of Jesus. Many have died, but only Jesus died and rose again, and he is still alive.

Jesus is the soon coming Savior.

, Jesus said: 'If you are embarrassed of
me before men, I will also be embarrassed of you before My Father.'


'Lord, I love you and I need you, come into my heart, and bless
me, my family, my home, and my friends, in Jesus' name. Amen.'

Husbands

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home.  He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:

"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home.  I want her to know what I go through.  So, please allow her body to switch with mine for a day.  Amen!"

God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.  The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.  He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate,
Awakened the kids, 
Set out their school clothes, 
Fed them breakfast, 
Packed their lunches, 
Drove them to school, 
Came home and picked up the dry cleaning, 
Took it to the cleaners 
And stopped at the bank to make a deposit,
Went grocery shopping, 
Then drove home to put away the groceries, 
Paid the bills and balanced the check book. 
He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog. 
Then, it was already 01P.M. 
And he hurried to make the beds,
Do the laundry, vacuum, 
Dust, 
And sweep and mop the kitchen floor. 
Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home. 
Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework. 
Then, set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing. 
At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.
After supper, 
He cleaned the kitchen, 
Ran the dishwasher, 
Folded laundry, 
Bathed the kids, 
And put them to bed. 
At 09 P.M . 
He was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.  The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said: -
"Lord, I don't know what I was thinking.  I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day.  Please, oh! Oh! Please, let us trade back.  Amen!"

The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied: 
"My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were.  You'll just have to wait nine months, though.  You got pregnant last night." 

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