Wednesday, May 20, 2009

MOTIVATION


 

 

 

 

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 I don't mind coming to work,
But that eight hour wait, to go home, is the
"killer!!!! "  

 

 

 

 

 

 



Monday, May 18, 2009

Election Stats *unverified*

Professor Joseph Olson of Hemline University School of Law, St. Paul , Minnesota , points out some interesting facts concerning the 2008 Presidential election:
  • Number of States won by: Democrats: 19    Republicans: 29
  • Square miles of land won by: Democrats: 580,000    Republicans: 2,427,000
  • Population of counties won by: Democrats: 127 million    Republicans: 143 million
  • Murder rate per 100,000 residents in counties won by: Democrats: 13.2
  • Murder rate per 100,000 residents in counties won by: Republicans: 2.1

Professor Olson adds: "In aggregate, the map of the territory Republicans won was mostly the land owned by the taxpaying citizens of the country. Democrat territory mostly encompassed those citizens living in government-owned tenements and living off various forms of government welfare..."


Olson believes the United States  is now somewhere between the "complacency and apathy" phase of Professor Tyler's definition of democracy, with some forty  percent of the nation's population already having reached the "governmental dependency" phase.

If Congress grants amnesty and citizenship to twenty million criminal invaders called illegals and they vote, then we can say goodbye to the USA  in fewer than five years.  If you are in favor of this, then by all means, delete this message.

If you are not, then pass this along to help everyone realize just how much is at stake, knowing that apathy is the greatest danger to our freedom!


Sunday, May 17, 2009

Moms empty chair

A woman's daughter had asked the local minister

to come and pray with her mother.
When the minister arrived,

he found the woman lying in bed with her head

propped up on two pillows.

An empty chair sat beside her bed.
The minister assumed that the woman

had been informed of his visit.
'I guess you were expecting me, he said.

'No, who are you?' said the mother.
The minister told her his name and then remarked,

'I saw the empty chair and I figured you knew

 I was going to show up..'

'Oh yeah, the chair,' said the bedridden woman.
'Would you mind closing the door?'
Puzzled, the minister shut the door.
'I have never told anyone this,

not even my daughter,' said the woman.

'But all of my life I have never

known how to pray.

At church I used to hear the pastor talk about prayer,

but it went right over my head.'

I abandoned any attempt at prayer,'

the old woman continued, '

until one day four years ago, my best friend said to me,

 ' Prayer is just a simple matter

of having a conversation with Jesus.

Here is what I suggest.

'Sit down in a chair;

place an empty chair in front of you,
and in faith see Jesus on the chair.

It's not spooky because he promised,

'I will be with you always'.
'Then just speak to him in the same way

you're doing with me right now.'

'So, I tried it and I've liked it so much

that I do it a couple of hours every day.

I'm careful though. If my daughter saw me talking

to an empty chair, she'd either have a nervous breakdown

or send me off to the funny farm.'

The minister was deeply moved by the story and

encouraged the old woman to continue on the journey.
Then he prayed with her, anointed her with oil,

and returned to the church.

Two nights later the daughter called

to tell the minister that her mama

had died that afternoon.
Did she die in peace?' he asked.

Yes, when I left the house about two o'clock,

she called me over to her bedside,

told me she loved me and kissed me on the cheek.
When I got back from the store an hour later,

I found her .

But there was something strange about her death.

Apparently, just before Mom died,

she leaned over and rested her head on the chair

beside the bed. What do you make of that?'

The minister wiped a tear from his eye and said,

'I wish we could all go like that.'

Just send this to four people or more,

and do not break this, please.

Prayer is one of the best free gifts we receive.

I asked God for water, He gave me an ocean.*
I asked God for a flower, He gave me a garden.*
I asked God for a friend, He gave me all of YOU...
If God brings you to it, He will bring you through it.

Happy moments, praise God.
Difficult moments, seek God.
Quiet moments, worship God
Painful moments, trust God.
Every moment, thank God.

Wednesday, May 06, 2009

Ron Paul Revolution Sweeping the GOP




May 5, 2009


Dear Friend of Liberty,

With each passing day, Ron Paul is winning people over to the cause of Federal Reserve transparency and sound money.

More and more Congressmen have been signing onto Dr. Paul's Audit the Fed bill, HR 1207, and it is now up to a whopping 124 cosponsors.

That cosponsor list now includes over half of the House Republican Caucus.  Dr. Paul is truly leading the GOP back to its roots of sound money and fiscal conservatism.

In fact, The Washington Independent's David Weigel just wrote an important article about how Ron Paul's message is resonating with Republican lawmakers.  All I can say is, "It's about time!"

Click here to read the article -- "Ron Paul's Economic Theories Winning GOP Converts".

And today, Dr. Paul proved the case for Federal Reserve transparency to people across America by grilling Ben Bernanke on national television.


Chairman Ben is running scared now that HR 1207 is gaining steam.  He even tried to appease Dr. Paul by offering transparency on everything except monetary policy -- the Fed's sole function!

It is clear we are winning this fight, and I believe that ultimately we will see it through to victory.  But this is no time to rest on our laurels.

Keep writing and calling your congressman if he has not already cosponsored HR 1207 (click here to find out).  Circulate more petitions and Audit the Fed literature to your friends and neighbors to recruit them to this winning effort.

Thank you for all you have done and all you will do.  With your continued support, Ron Paul and Campaign for Liberty will return the GOP to its conservative roots, and America back to its founding principles.

In Liberty,

John Tate
President, Campaign for Liberty

P.S. Unlike the Fed, Campaign for Liberty cannot print money out of thin air.  Only your ongoing financial support allows us to do the work we do.  Please click here to donate to Campaign for Liberty




Childrens Science Exam

If you need a good laugh, try reading through these children's science exam answers... 

Q: Name the four seasons. 

A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. 


Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink. 

A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists. 

Q: How is dew formed? 

A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire. 

Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
 (Brilliant, love this!) 
A: Keep it in the cow. 

Q: What causes the tides in the oceans? 

A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight. 

Q: What are steroids? 

A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs. 

Q: What happens to your body as you age? 

A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental 

Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty? 

A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
 (The kid gets an A+ for this answer!) 

Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes. 

A: Premature death. 

Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? ( e.g., abdomen) 

A: The body is consisted into three parts -- the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels A, E, I, O, and U. 

Q: What is the fibula?
 
A: A small lie. 

Q: What does 'varicose' mean? 
(I do love this one...) 
A: Nearby. 

Q: Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarian Section.' 

A: The Caesarian Section is a district in Rome
. 

Q: What does the word 'benign' mean?' 

A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.