Thursday, May 24, 2007

Earning the desks

Back in September of 2005, on the first day of school, Martha Cothren, a social studies school teacher at Robinson High School in Little Rock, did something not to be forgotten.

On the first day of school, with permission of the school superintendent, the principal and the building supervisor, she took all of the desks out of the classroom.

The kids came into first period and there were no desks. They obviously looked around and said, "Ms. Cothren, where's our desk?"  And she said, "You can't have a desk until you tell me how you earn them."

They thought, "Well, maybe it's our grades."

"No," she said.

"Maybe it's our behavior."

And she told them, "No, it's not even your behavior."

And so they came and went in the first period, still no desks in the classroom. Second period, same thing, third period too. By early afternoon television news crews had gathered in Ms. Cothren's class to find out about this crazy teacher who had taken all the desks out of the classroom.

The last period of the day, Martha Cothren gathered her class. They were at this time sitting on the floor around the sides of the room.  And she says, "Throughout the day no one has really understood how you earn the desks that sit in this classroom ordinarily."  She said, "Now I'm going to tell you."

Martha Cothren went over to the door of her classroom and opened it, and as she did 27 U.S. veterans, wearing their uniforms, walked into that classroom, each one carrying a school desk. And they placed those school desks in rows, and then they stood along the wall. And by the time they had finished placing those desks, those kids, for the first time I think perhaps in their lives, understood how they earned those desks.

Martha said, "You don't have to earn those desks. These guys did it for you. They put them out there for you, but it's up to you to sit here responsibly to learn, to be good students and good citizens, because they paid a price for you to have that desk, and don't ever forget it."

Friends, I think sometimes we forget that the freedoms that we have are freedoms not because of celebrities. The freedoms are because of ordinary people who did extraordinary things, who loved this country more than life itself, and who not only earned a school desk for a kid at the Robinson High School in  Little Rock, but who earned a seat for you and me to enjoy this great land we call home, this wonderful nation that we better love enough to protect and preserve with the kind of conservative, solid values and principles that made us a great nation.

"We live in the Land of the Free because of the brave."

Please remember our Troops!

Women

     Five Basic Rules to have a happy life:
  1.       It is important to have a woman who keeps the house clean and orderly, who knows how to cook, prepare your favorite dishes, and when possible, have a job.

  2.       It is important to have a woman that makes you laugh.
  3.       It is important to have a woman who you can count on and doesn't lie to you.
  4.       It is important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
  5.       It is Extremely Important that these four women don't know each other.

Thursday, May 17, 2007

FAKE FRIENDS vs REAL FRIENDS

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: is the reason you have no food

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

FAKE FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong
REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying 'Dang ...we screwed up...but that was fun!'
           
FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry
REAL FRIENDS: cry with you
           
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
REAL FRIENDS: keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours
           
FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you
           
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you
           
FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say 'I'M HOME!'
           
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life
           
FAKE FRIENDS: will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock the person out that talked bad about you
       
FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will send this to all their real FRIENDS and hope to get it back!

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Harvard Reading Test

This was developed as an age test by an R&D department at  Harvard  
University Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud
without a mistake. The average person over 50 years of age can't do it!

1. This is this cat
2. This is is cat
3. This is how cat
4. This is to cat
5. This is keep cat
6. This is an cat
7. This is old cat
8. This is fart cat
9. This is busy cat
10. This is for cat
11. This is forty cat
12. This is seconds cat

Now go back and read the third word in each line from the top down, and
I betcha you can't resist passing it on.

Cell Phone Locator

Not sure if this will be a good thing or a bad thing....  Put in your friends, wife's, husbands or your kids Cell telephone #. This site will locate where the phone is located...... Takes a few seconds to zero in and locate...... Found me and right at my house.... If the site is busy try back later...