You might be a Redneck Jedi if

You might be a Redneck Jedi if.....
* You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."
* Your Jedi robe is camouflage.
* You ever use your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light so you don't
have to wait for a commercial.
* At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.
* You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
* You have had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.
* The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.
* You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't
have to wait for a commercial.
* Wookies are offended by your B.O.
* You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.
* Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the darkside
...it'll be a hoot."
* You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy
to get the barbecue grill to light.
* You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.
* You ever fantasized about Princess Leia wearing Daisy Duke shorts.
* You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in
through the window.
* Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a
pretty good handle on how to treat his women.
* You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
* You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with redwood deck.
* You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene.
* You hear . . . "Luke, I am your father ... and your uncle ."