Near Fredericksburg , Texas , where there is a large German-speaking population, a farmer walking down a country road notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand.
The farmer shouted: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen."
Which means: ( "Don't drink the water, the cows have sh** in it." )
The man shouted back: "I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Obama's health care plan, I can't understand you. Please speak in English."
The farmer replied: "Use two hands, you'll get more."
The farmer shouted: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen."
Which means: ( "Don't drink the water, the cows have sh** in it." )
The man shouted back: "I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Obama's health care plan, I can't understand you. Please speak in English."
The farmer replied: "Use two hands, you'll get more."
