Breakfast At The White House

Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having breakfast at the White 
House.
The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like, and he replies,
"I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit.
"And what can I get for you, Mr. President?"
George W., looking up from his menu, replies with his trademark wink
and a grin, "How about a quickie this morning?'
"Why, Mr. President!" the waitress exclaims, "How rude! You're
starting to act like Mr. Clinton!"
As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans over to Bush and
whispers .."It's pronounced, 'Quiche' ".