Sex Fairy

The Irish Sex
Fairy
Be sure to read
the warning at the bottom. I didn't change a word! I'm not messing with
the Irish Sex Fairy!
1. Sex is a beauty
treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce
amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.
2. Gentle, relaxed
lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and
blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin
glow.
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3. Lovemaking can
burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.
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4. Sex is one of
the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about
every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, or
jogging 20 blocks and you don't need special sneakers!
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5. Sex is an
instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the
bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a
feeling of well-being.
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6. The more sex
you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives
off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex
perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
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7 Sex is the
safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN
VALIUM.
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8. Kissing each
day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food
from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay,
preventing plaque build-up.
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9. Sex actually
relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that
restricts blood vessels in the brain.
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10. A lot of
lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It
can help combat asthma and hay fever.
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This message has
been sent to you for good luck in sex. The original is in a room in the
basement of the Dwight House Pub. It has been sent around the world nine
times. Now sex has been sent to you. The "Irish Sex Fairy" will visit
you within four days of receiving this message, provided you, in turn,
send it on.
If you don't, then
you will never receive good sex again for the rest of your life. You
will eventually become celibate, and your genitals will rot and fall
off. This is no joke! Send copies to people you think need sex (who
doesn't?). Don't send money, as the fate of your genitals has no price.
Do not keep this
message. This message must leave your e-mail in 5 hours. Please send ten
copies and see what happens in four days.
I sent it to 122
people so, If you don't hear from me for a few days you will know why
!!!!