Geography Of A Woman

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa , half discovered, half wild,
naturally beautiful with fertile soil.
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America , well developed and open to
trade, especially for someone with cash.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India , very hot, relaxed and
convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France , gently aging; but still warm
and a desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain , with a glorious and
all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia , lost some wars, won some
great battles but haunted by past mistakes, still very strong and proud.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia , very wide and borders are
now largely un-patrolled.
After 70, she becomes Tibet . Off the beaten path, with a mysterious
past and the wisdom of the ages...still desirable but only those with an
adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge and true
love, dare visit there.

...Geography Of A Man
Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran - ruled by a dick.