Thursday, September 10, 2009

Cows, Constitution, and the 10 Commandments

COWS


Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow,
born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington ?  And, they tracked her
calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million llegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give
each of them a cow..
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THE CONSTITUTION

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq
... Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really
smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.
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THE 10 COMMANDMENTS
 
The reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse or Congress is this -- you cannot post
'Thou Shalt Not Steal'. 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and
politicians .... it creates a hostile work environment.
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