UNDERWEAR IS IMPORTANT!!

If you don't laugh out loud at this one, call the morgue and
reserve a tray, because you are dead.

Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under
your vehicle...From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this
story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have
their car break down in the parking lot.
The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed
the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of
people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs
protruding from under the chassis.
Although the man was in shorts, his lack o f underpants turned private
parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the  embarrassment, she
dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and
tucked everything back into place. She took a deep breath and stood up
boldly to face the crowd. She
looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband,
who had been standing idly by.
The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.