Two Women Friends

Two women friends decided to go for a 'girl's night out'. Both were
very faithful and loving wives, however, they had gotten
over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking
home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.
One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off
her panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing a rather
expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky
enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on
it, so she proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls did their
business they proceeded to go home.
The next day one of the women's husband became concerned that his
normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he
phoned the other husband and said, 'These girl nights out have got to
stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no
panties!!'
'That's nothing' said the other husband, 'Mine came back with a card
stuck to her ass that said...
'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you.'