T-G-I-F

A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a

Blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, "T-G-I-F."

He smiled at her and replied , "S-H-I-T."

She looked puzzled and repeated, "T-G-I-F," more slowly.

He again answered, "S-H-I-T."

The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her

biggest smile, and said as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F."

The man smiled back to her and once again, "S-H-I-T."

The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain. "T-G-I-F" means

'Thank Goodness It's Friday.' Get it, duuhhh?"

The man answered, yes, 'S-H-I-T' means, 'Sorry, Honey , It's

Thursday."