Seniors Giving Birth

            With all the new technology regarding fertility, recently a
            65-year-old woman was able to give birth to a baby.  When she was
            discharged from the hospital and went home, her relatives came to      visit.

            May we see the new baby?" one asked.

            "Not yet," said the mother "I'll make coffee and we can visit
            for a while first."

            Thirty minutes had passed, and an other relative asked, "May we
            see the new baby now?"

            "No, not yet," said the mother.

            After another few minutes had elapsed, they asked again,
            "May we see the baby now?"

            "No, not yet," replied the mother.

            Growing very impatient, they asked, "Well, when can we see the baby?"

            "WHEN HE CRIES!" she told them.

            "WHEN HE CRIES?" they asked.  "Why do we have to wait until he cries?"


"BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM ... OK?"