Nun Story

A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I
hide
underyour skirt? I'll explain later!"
The nun agreed.
A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked,"Sister, have you
seen a soldier?"
The nun replied,"He went that way."
After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled out fromunder her skirt
and
said, "I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to
Iraq."
The nun said, "I understand completely."
The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pairof
legs!"
The nun replied,
"If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of
balls....I don't want to go to Iraqeither."