FAKE FRIENDS vs REAL FRIENDS

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: is the reason you have no food

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

FAKE FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong
REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying 'Dang ...we screwed up...but that was fun!'
           
FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry
REAL FRIENDS: cry with you
           
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
REAL FRIENDS: keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours
           
FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you
           
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you
           
FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say 'I'M HOME!'
           
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life
           
FAKE FRIENDS: will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock the person out that talked bad about you
       
FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will send this to all their real FRIENDS and hope to get it back!