Kicking

A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since his family lives on a
farm, his mother asks if he has done his chores.
"Not yet," said the little boy.
His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.
Well, he's a little pissed because he's so hungry. He goes to feed
the chickens and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows and he
kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs and he kicks a pig. He goes
back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.
"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk
in my cereal?" he asks.
"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any
eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon
for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you
aren't getting any milk."
Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway
across the kitchen.
The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile and says, "Are you
going to tell him or should I?""