Good point, lol

She came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love
to a very attractive young woman.

The wife was VERY upset!

"You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried.

"How dare you do this to me - a faithful wife, the mother of your
children!

I'm leaving you. I want a divorce straight away!"

And he replied:

"Hang on just a minute luv, so at least I can tell you what happened"

"Fine, go ahead", she sobbed, " but they'll be the last words you'll
say to me!"

And he began:

"Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady
here asked me for a lift.

She looked so down and out and defenceless that I took pity on her and
let her into the car.

I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty.

She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days!

So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I

made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're
afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.

Since she needed a good clean-up I suggested a shower and while she was

doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I
threw them away.

Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you
have had for a few years, but don't wear because you say they are too
tight.
I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which
you don't wear because I don't have good taste.

I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't

wear just to annoy her and I also donated those boots you bought at the

expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a pair
like them.."

He took a quick breath and continued:

"She was so grateful for my understanding and help and as I walked her
to the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said:

'"Please........do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?"