Husband & Wife

After I had been married for 53 years, I took a look at my wife and said, "Sweetheart, 53 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 13-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 21 year-old auburn-haired gal.

Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 74 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 21 year-old auburn-haired woman, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 13-inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women GREAT? They really know how to solve your mid-life crises!

 

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