Great Radio

I bought a new 2007 Cadillac and returned to the  dealer the next day complaining that I couldn't figure out how the  radio worked. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.

"Watch this!" he said, "Nelson"!

The Radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"

"Willie!" he continued and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers.
 

Then he said, "Ray Charles!", and in an instan t "Georgia on My Mind” replaced Willie Nelson.

 

I drove away happy, and for  the next few days, every time I'd say, "Beethoven," I'd get beautiful  classical music, and if  I said, "Beatles," I'd get one of their awesome  songs.

Yesterday, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car, but I swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled, "Assholes!"

Immediately the French National Anthem began to  play, sung by Jane Fonda and Barbara Streisand, backed up by Michael  Moore and The Dixie Chicks,  with John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Dan Rather on harmonica, Barbara Pelosi on tambourine, Harry Reid on spoons, Bill Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy on scotch.

Damn, I LOVE this car!